[08/21/2025] We're Back Baby!
After an approximately 15 year hiatus the website is being rebuilt. Time to dust off those mad skillz and show the younglings how it's done! The legend returns!
Welcome
Welcome to the reborn X-treme Snipers Clan website! This is a faithful recreation of the 2005 classic, but now mobile-friendly and ready for us to get some more headshots.
If you'd like to join our ragtag little group of gamers, or do a shift at our Supermarket, reach out!
About (=XS=)
Why X-treme Snipers? Well… frankly we just think the name is cool & since we all had Battlefield 1942 and other alike games my friend thought we should make a clan.
Back in the day, we were on BF2 sniping while caffienated to the brim by BAWLS Gurana or rambling on in BTB on Halo 2 sporting Pink Armor while doing our best Schwarzenegger impressions.
Founded in the golden age of PC and console gaming we're still here bay-bee!
Clan Updates
[02/25/2005] Website Update
Website new look being worked on. Stay tuned for new member features! Our webmaster finally figured out how to make animated GIFs work properly. EPIC!
[02/10/2006] Match Results
The X-treme Snipers went up against another clan [after many defats] in MLG Halo Matchmaking and pulled off an awesome victory!
[01/15/2005] New Recruit Training
Teaching the n00bs how to properly camp without being called a camper. It's an art form, people! Also, mandatory "BOOM HEADSHOT!" callouts are now enforced.
[10/02/2004] The Generals Final Orders!
On the date of Saturday, October 2nd, 2004... The X-treme Snipers website will become self sustained and functional! This means that (=XS=)Website Management will only update this site when it is needed. We want you our members to make it self sustained! You can do this by visiting regularly and posting messages in our forums! please do come back Put your name card in and visit often! By doing this you our members are running this site... Thanks,
Active Roster
Stav044
Loves long-range combat. Battlefield 1942 veteran. Can 360 no-scope before it was mainstream. Unironically uses "BOOM HEADSHOT!" in voice chat.
QuickSilverGunk (aka beepkray)
Likes to find the glitchiest position to camp from.
Jungboi
Stealth player, specializes in flanking maneuvers. Master of the crouch-walk and can camp a corner for 20 minutes without getting bored.
MIA, for those who have stopped logging on along the way.
Tourisas720
Claimed to be MLG-ready, but rage quit after 3 losses in a row. Last seen crying about "hackers" and "lag" on GameFAQs forums.
rhiad29
Claimed to be MLG-ready, but rage quit after 3 losses in a row. Last seen crying about "hackers" and "lag" on GameFAQs forums.
FuriousPuddle
Always had "internet problems" when it was time to scrim. Sure, buddy. Probably still blaming his dial-up connection in 2025.
pirateguy7263
Shot more teammates than enemies. A true menace. Banned from most servers for "creative interpretations" of team play.
bluavenger
Shot more teammates than enemies. A true menace. Banned from most servers for "creative interpretations" of team play.
choboi
Shot more teammates than enemies. A true menace. Banned from most servers for "creative interpretations" of team play.
NightTerrorX
Shot more teammates than enemies. A true menace. Banned from most servers for "creative interpretations" of team play.
FlyingK2
Shot more teammates than enemies. A true menace. Banned from most servers for "creative interpretations" of team play.
Epic Screenshots & Memories
Check out our legendary moments, epic fails, and victory celebrations from our gaming sessions!
Boot Camp Graduation
The only game where you had to sit through actual military training. Worth it for the realism!
Chromehounds
Our version of engaging in the war effort was sending spelling mistakes to the gamedevs!
IRL Clan Meetup 2005
The legendary pizza and LAN party meetup. Note the Tower of BAWLS energy drinks.
beepkray's Impossible Shot
500m headshot through trees on a moving target. The shot that made legends cry.
beepkray's Impossible Shot
800m headshot through smoke on a moving target. The shot that made legends cry.
Supermarket Together
stav044 as cashier, jungboi as stockist, beepkray as bouncer janitor = balance!
Upload Your Screenshots!
Got an epic moment to share? Send your screenshots to XtremeSnipers@gmail.com with the subject line "EPIC SCREENSHOT" and we'll add them to the gallery!
Clan Statistics Dashboard
Last Updated: August 22, 2025
🎯 Battlefield 2 Hub
Total Kills:
30
K/D Ratio:
2.91
Hours Played:
2h
Favorite Map:
Strike at Karkand
🚂 Current OpenTTD Map
Total Value Created:
£3.9M
Total Trains:
26
Track Length:
100 km
Years Operating:
31 years
🛒 Supermarket Together
Day:
19
Customers Today:
135
Income Today:
6955
Current Bot Employees:
2
🏆 Current Clan Leaderboards
Battlefield 2 - Kill/Death Ratio
| #1 | stav044 | 0.78 | 7 | 37.68% |
| #2 | quicksilvergunk | 0.30 | 23 | 11.78% |
| #3 | n/a | n/a | 23 | n/a |
OpenTTD - "Least Efficient Game" Company Valuation
| Rank | CEO | Company Value | Trains | Last Profit/Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jungboi | £2.36M | 13 | +£160K |
| #2 | beepkray | £1.15M | 10 | -£403K |
| #3 | stav044 | £.4M | 3 | +£28K |
Legacy Game Moments & Archives
Halo 3 (Xbox Live Era)
Legendary Match: NightTerrorX doing his an Imperial Commander impression during a Pink Unicorns activation. "Where is Lord Vader?"
Halo 2 (Xbox Live Era)
Clan Record: 0 Wins, 69 Losses (420% Win Rate)
Best BTB Streak: 4 consecutive wins in matching Pink Unicorn battle dress uniform and player emblems.
Legendary Match: QuickSilverGunk achieved Stayin' Alive: In Juggernaut, survive as the Juggernaut for 30 seconds.
Battlefield 1942
Server Favorites: Wake Island 24/7, El Alamein Tank Battles
Clan Achievements: Held #1 Desert Combat server ranking for one day at Cyber Gaming Zone in Neshaminy, PA.
Epic Moment: Each member once drank 4 Bawls Gurana's in the span of 5 hours. With some Jones Soda as a palate cleanser.
📈 Stats are collected by archives, save games, and community stat trackers. Hand typed to give your brain the tingles by beepkray.
Games List
Current Rotation
- OpenTTD - IYKYK - Because sometimes you need a break from shooting people to build virtual train empires. FOSS and it runs on a potato.
- Supermarket Together - We like Trader Joe's SIM.
- Battlefield 2 - The last REAL Battlefield game before EA ruined everything. 64-player battles, commander mode that actually mattered, and maps bigger than some countries. This is what peak performance looks like, kids. Everything after this was just corporate committee design.
- Battlefield 6 Open Beta - EA's latest attempt to recapture the magic they accidentally deleted. We're testing it so you don't have to waste your bandwidth. Spoiler alert: it's still not as good as BF1942, but hey, at least the graphics are pretty while the servers crash.
Games That Have Left Us (RIP)
- Battlefield 1942 - The OG! Still the best WW2 shooter ever made. None of this modern warfare nonsense.
- America's Army - Free-to-play before it was cool. The government's recruitment tool that actually slapped!
- Rise of Nations - For when we need a break from shooting and want to conquer civilizations instead.
- Battlefield 2142 - Servers shut down. The future warfare we never got to finish.
- Desert Combat Mod (BF1942) - The mod that was better than most full games. Ahead of its time.
- Quake III Arena - Servers mostly dead. The arena shooter that demanded actual skill.
- Unreal Tournament 2k4 - M-M-M-MONSTER KILL! The announcer will forever echo in our hearts.
Software, Abandoned (RIP)
- GameSpy Arcade - The matchmaking service that connected us all. Gone but never forgotten. F in chat.
- MSN Gaming Zone - Where legends were born and friendships were forged. Microsoft killed our childhood.
- X-Fire - Medal.TV and Discord, well before Medal.TV and Discord...